"Nooo," shout the rest of us. "We have a smidgin of the x-factor too."
Of course we do. I write that in my most reassuring manner.
Besides smouldering across the Zodiac from Scorpio are those earthy Bulls, who have a certain je ne sais quoi. In particular, I note beautifully set eyes – a little far apart, and for the ladies swan-like necks.
Top pic: George Clooney, May 6
Pierce Brosnan
Jennifer Alba
Al Pacino was a looker - April 25
Young Jack Nicholson, April 22
David Beckham, May 2
Penelope Cruz, April 28
Michelle Pfeiffer, April 29
Uma Thurman, April 29
And the ultimate Bull beauty, Audrey Hepburn, May 4